Review of ‘Non’ say the word, performed in studio 4 Roehampton University
Frances Babbage
Bill McDonnell
Steve Nicholson
Terry O Connor
(Review in the voice of Forced entertainments Quizoola, taken from Live 2004 edited by Adrian Heathfield.)
There are many questions that I could no to. Some normal everyday menial questions, others more complex, others which pain me to say that one word to. Not all questions have a simple yes or no answer. It’s not the negative that you want to hear. Sometimes you can’t help but hear no, but it’s at the least unexpected time that it hurts the most.
Do you ride a bike?
Why you staring at me like that?
Have you had a bath?
Strawberry or banana?
How ling has the dinner been in the oven?
Are you cheating on me?
What’s the month?
Day?
Year?
Time?
Where are we?
What colour should I wear pink or white?
How much for the CD?
Will you take 50p?
Are you pregnant?
Have you got an ‘inny’ or an ‘outy’
Do you smoke?
Is that too big?
Come home to me now please?
How long will you be?
Will you marry me?
Do you like Chinese food?
Pineapple chunks are better than mango no?
Why did you not wait for her?
Can you call me?
Do you have my e mail address?
What time should I be expecting you?
What are the rules?
Have you ever disobeyed the rules?
What do you think will happen if you do disobey the rules?
Surely we won’t get into trouble for that?
Well if so just say it was them okay?
Why not?
You will do as I say okay?
Meet me in the garden?
Wait for my signal okay?
Don’t tell anyone?
What is love?
Do you love me?
Why not?
Is there no way you will change your mind?
Not even think about it?
Please?
Do you want to bake a cake?
Shall we look at the map?
What is dark?
How can I tell?
Can you see the sun?
The moon isn’t really made out of cheese is it?
Stand just there for me?
No a little to the left, okay?
What do you want in your sandwich?
Do you use protection?
Do you know what will happen if you don’t?
Has any one in your family died?
How do you want to die?
When do you want to die?
Can you hear the music?
Is it your favourite song?
Its getting lighter, can you see that too?
Would you jump?
Can your swim?
Do you ride a bike?
Who was the first president of America
Are you flirty?
Do you get jealous of other people?
What lies do you tell?
When was the last time you shaved your legs?
Do you wash your sheets?
How much is cocaine for a gram?
What is 4 times 4?
Do you prefer coffee or tea?
Do you like crowds?
Does my bum look big in this?
Are you an honest person?
Are you telling the truth?
Do you always tell the truth?
Did you know the average person lies 10 times a day?
Coke or diet coke?
Do you sleep with one leg out of the covers?
Do you mow the lawn?
Do you weed the borders?
Did you ask the maid to bring clean towels?
Have you read Aristotle’s Poetics?
How much was your car?
Can I buy it of you?
What are the primary colours?
Do you believe in heaven?
Do you believe in hell?
What is the sole purpose of your carer?
How much do you get paid?
What was the problem in the first place?
If you cook an egg for too long what will happen?
How many miles to Southampton ?
Shall we stay for one week or two?
What came first the chicken or the egg?
How do I transfer a file onto my USB?
What does USB stand for?
How long have you been an alcoholic for?
How many times a day do you go to the toilet?
What film shall we go and see?
How much is a ticket?
How many shall I book the taxi for?
How many books can I get out of the library?
Do you prefer cats or dogs?
Why do stories have to end?
What is time of the month?
How can I trust you?
When did you last wash your face?
I’m sorry but do I know you?
Do you believe in God?
Will you love me forever?
How does potassium react in water?
Is that dangerous?
Please can we just stay in tonight?
Can I borrow your jeans?
Can you lend me your wallet?
Can I have your life?
Is there any point in living any more?
Can you just give me a straight answer?
Please?
What year was that song produced?
How many copies did the artist sell?
Will their greatness live on?
Will you remember them from now on?
Can you move your legs?
Have you lost all feeling in your body?
Can you move your arms?
Do you think you will be paralyzed forever?
I will get better though wont I?
Can somebody help me?
What would you like to do today?
What size feet are you?
What is your time table like?
Has anybody ever hurt you?
Like really hurt you?
Did they cut you?
Did they grab you and push you up against a wall?
Was it uncomfortable?
Did you ask them to stop?
Did they listen?
Did you beg for their mercy?
How did they respond?
Did they hurt you even more?
Why did you trust them?
Did anyone come to help you?
Did you even shout for help?
Did they spit on you?
Can you tell me what he said to you?
Or was it a she?
Did they pull your legs apart?
Did they rape you?
Did you bleed?
Did you cry?
What happened next?
Did you run away?
Were you sore?
Did you tell anyone?
Did you tell the police?
How do you feel now?
Are you unhappy?
Do you feel withdrawn?
Can I do anything to help you?
Or is it too late?
